Entry: alter ego. Thursday, December 01, 2005



i'm back, lovers.



so here you go, 19 things you didn't know about me:


- although i'm a freak about sex, porn does not turn me on. it's falsity actually turns me off.

- sex with the lights on is my biggest turn on.

- the first band in concert i went to see was pantera.

- i'm the biggest stone temple pilots whore.

- everytime i go to get my annual female check-up they ALWAYS tell me i have a beautiful cervix.

- i'm addicted to watching documentaries.

- i never drank coffee until i was 19 and took my first office job.

- i'm an english grammar nazi. i think that everyone should know the difference between your and you're, as well as to, two, and too.

- i played the piano for eleven years.

- i lost my virginity when i was fourteen, after a day at disneyland.

- i'm fluent in spanish, english, and italian.

- i was married once.

- we got divorced after only five months.

- i smoke weed three times a day, but only every other day.

- i say the word "fuck" at least 20 times a day. (about 9 times during sex.)

- i don't know how to handle money. at all. and it's impossible for me to save it, so when i have it, i hide bills in odd places all over the house. then one day, like a sweet gift, i find them after they've been long forgotten and forward them to my dad.

- i've been involved in seven car accidents. i'm to blame for only two.

- i'm a neat freak. seriously!

- i was nine when i got my first kiss. she was fourteen.

   6 comments

green eyez
December 31, 2005   12:08 AM PST
 
fuckin jessica i guess i taught u right LOL LOL
Yukinha
December 4, 2005   03:34 PM PST
 
that's quite a mouth you got there homegirl. for a freak i mean. :P

Andrea
December 3, 2005   02:41 PM PST
 
Pinche pachecota.
Diablo
December 3, 2005   10:38 AM PST
 
ooorale todos muy interesantes pero pantera??

a hueeeevo! no pense que te gustara el metal... que mejor manera de ser tu primer concierto

saludos!
Huevo
December 3, 2005   09:48 AM PST
 
Vieja, por lo de Pantera el anillo iba a ser de diamantes, pero por lo de STP, te ganaste uno de plastico, de esos de maquinita de farmacia, snif.

Y por que siempre no lo del trio? celosa?
Benny
December 2, 2005   02:31 PM PST
 
Wuzup Ju
Remembering huh?

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